Crabby Crabcakes Man!

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Somebody should buy these hot shoes that are on Ebay right now. They are a size 8.. They aren't mine tho.I have a pair that are very similar to these tho-reckon mine are a few inches higher.

I have a tooth problem. I have to go to the Dentist today. I HATE the dentist but I put it off so long that I will have to pay dearly now. I have a meth head tooth and I don't even do meth. What if they have to pull it out OH NO I don't want to walk around with no tooth. I'm crabby. I was wondering why my tooth would hurt when I would jump up and down or run, or why my face was hurting (insert joke here).

***UPDATE***

turns out my tooth is cracked and the cavity is pretty deep so they need to put a crown on it. they also may need to do a root canal UGH! If they do both that's $700 that I don't have.

I also called Vidal Sassoon about being a hair guinea pig-I'm going to bleach my hair again but ONLY if I can be one of their students hair models and get it done for free.